"We’d be a lot more likely to trust you with nice things if you HADN’T THROWN OUR MAGE INTO A FUCKING RAVINE!"
- The answer to the question, “Why can’t I have the magic sword?” (via outofcontextdnd)

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"Roll for intimidation on your fart."
- Party cleric when planning an escape (via outofcontextdnd)


World: 01 Free A
Lobby 8
Room Name: #h4h

Who wants to hunt random stuff! I do. Come one, come all. If the room is full when you get here, feel free to make your own h4h room.

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coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents


(via mustyoshi)

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